Offered: One Learn to Knit Kit, assembled by my awesome mother who owns and operates a small knitting shop in Bonita, California. Intrigued by the crafty yarnwork other folks are offering? Finally want to learn how to do it yourself? Check this out!

Stitch 'N Bitch book
US10 Daisy Needles
3 skeins of 100% wool Crystal Palace Kaya
Hand-knit ( Read more... )

Offered: Care package from San Diego, California. We've got surfers, of course, and also that world-famous zoo, but have you ever had chili-spiced mangos? Want to know what the heck a fish taco is? Need some postcards and photos for your wall? Maybe a Padres or Chargers hat? Don't forget seashells and flip-flops! I will fill a shoebox with ( Read more... )

Offered: Relationship advice! My favorite non-fandom pastime is ... okay, well, my favorite non-fandom pastime is not up for auction. Ahem. But when I'm not doing that, I like to talk about doing that! I'm a regular contributor to advice communities datinandrelatin, sextips, vaginapagina, and polyamory. My qualifications? About ten years total of therapy. Heh. Plus growing up in a ( Read more... )

Offer: I will write a sestina, either as fanpoetry (is that a word? ha!) or an original work based on a theme of your choice. I have a degree in creative writing and have taken a number of poetry-writing workshops. The sestina is my absolutely favorite poetic form. Some of my poetry can be read hereIf you'd like me to work based on a fandom, I ( Read more... )

Audiobook! Hurrah!

Offered: A dramatic reading of any fic you like, whether it's something you've written or something you really love. I have a background in literature and drama and have always been complimented on my read-alouds. I've also done volunteer audiobook recording at Librivox. A sample of my reading can be downloaded here. I'm an ( Read more... )

Fanfic on your iPod!

Offered: A dramatic reading of any fic you like, whether it's something you've written or something you really love. I have a background in literature and drama and have always been complimented on my read-alouds. I've also done volunteer audiobook recording at Librivox. A sample of my reading can be downloaded here. I'm ( Read more... )

For when the glare of the monitor is killing your eyes ...

Offered: A dramatic reading of any fic you like, whether it's something you've written or something you really love. I have a background in literature and drama and have always been complimented on my read-alouds. I've also done volunteer audiobook recording at Librivox. A sample of my ( Read more... )

The world needs more podfic!

Offered: A dramatic reading of any fic you like, whether it's something you've written or something you really love. I have a background in literature and drama and have always been complimented on my read-alouds. I've also done volunteer audiobook recording at Librivox. A sample of my reading can be downloaded here ( Read more... )